my first successful blog

Monday, March 26, 2007

DIET

im nt bragging here or wad.. mayb FAT ple will feel humiliated n sad n worse depressed...
i found a quick way of losing weight...
starve urself
slp with yer stomach empty
do not eat rice
welll mayb if u can take it u can sign a contract with the bulimic association.
puke after each meal... - best if u eat so FULL up to the neck already n puke all out... it feels like dumping a huge crap tt has been stuffing ur stomach for a week...
if u feel hungry after puking-which normally i feel.. try not to eat.. just slp n starv all the way till morning...
treat urself few ice creams.. well mayb 2 in a wk...
TRY to exercise- it burns fat faster... in full speed.
drink lots water and eat lots fruit...hungry, eat fruit or drink a glass f LOW fat milk
eat at foodcourt or hawker only... do not eat at fast food resto
only order fish n tauge- beansprout and very little rice...
IF u cant eat spicy, learn how to eat it boost ur fucking metabolism...
Last of all do not think wit ur stomach.. tink with ur not so working brain.

results= i lost 2 kg in a wk. n i can fit nicely to my-once-super-tight-levis jeans

mad abt mac

wats wrong wit mac now?
so mani ple are usng it... the milky white seems to be the hottest nw... which is the one im using hehehe... with the camera n bl bla.. best for design students.. but still i c sum spoilt n rich SMU students carrying it.. it like wad the fuck.. its nt tt u cant use mac. its just so not matching.. business students PLS stick to ur PC microsoft shit... n MACintosh is only for DESIGN student... wad can u business ple do wit mac... when the fucking first time they deliver to yer hs- u knw spoilt kids buy stuff online... n u discover.. there is NO MICROSOFT WORD< POWER POINT.. wad the heck . all u care is the bloody COOL design... damn mayb u guys shld thank us DESIGN-ERS hu actually made those brainies to come out with apple mac..
shld b grateful...

maid

okie lets talk abt my maid... she came to our hs 4x a wk to clean up...
damn she damn fucking greedy n RAKUS-indo for greedy... eat like nv eat b4.. wat the fuck if she wants sumting she can just tell us n mayb ask for permission first,, we will give her, its nt tt we forbid her to eat ani shit.. its just gross la.. maid eat our chocolate-i suspect she ate our ROYCE too.. then pineaple tarts, cereal, cakes, lays-which she so generously left like the bits of the chips n staple it again like it never happen b4..pls lo.. its like so obvious its totally FLAT n EMPTY... damn la so fat already still eat like nobody business... got to take her pic n post it when she came this weekend...